She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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