Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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