Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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