why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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