She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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