Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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