No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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