It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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