Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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