You're my little dorito
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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