remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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