He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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