Grow some girl-balls and come out already
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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