love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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