I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
so much tequila, so little girl.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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