just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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