i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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