He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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