She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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