The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so let's talk penis.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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