There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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