I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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