TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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