Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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