May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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