You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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