There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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