Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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