let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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