He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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