that's an acceptable place to lick
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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