You can't motorboat a personality
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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