So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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