David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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