we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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