i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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