Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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