I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
