AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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