i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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