worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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