What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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