Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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