it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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