Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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