this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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