I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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