I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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