They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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