and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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