So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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