I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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