I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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